Little Miss Literal

Ann: As I’ve been sewing Hannah’s graduation dress this week, I keep thinking of her when she was a little girl.

Pam: She was a cutie. Still is.

Ann: I was remembering when she was about three. I asked her to run into my bedroom and bring me the paperback that was open, face-down on my nightstand. I told her, “Be sure not to loose my page.”

When she came back she handed me the closed book. I said, “I asked you not to loose my page.” And she said, “I didn’t Mommy. They’re all there!”