Pam: As the name suggests, what we offer here is basically riffs from the rift. For nearly two decades as best friends…
Ann: We prefer the term “accomplices”…
Pam: …that’s true! For a long time we’ve been solving the dilemmas of the world as we see it. Unfortunately for the rest of you, that world has very little statistical correlation to reality.
Ann: What did you used to have printed on the binder where you collected your thoughts…that journal you kept?
Pam: Oh yeah…T.W.I.S.T.E.D. It stood for “The Way I See Things Every Day”…I’d forgotten about that.
Ann: So which one of us is lost and which is profound?
Pam: I thought it meant we’re both just “deeply” confused…pun intended. But I’d say we take turns. At any given time one of us is in our right mind and the other is teetering on the edge. So we take turns talking each other down off the ledge.
Ann: Suffice it to say we are two bright women who are now or at some point have been: a mother & a daughter, a wife & an ex-wife, an employee & a boss, educated & clueless, hopeful & desperate, skinny & fat, endearing & annoying,…
Pam: You get it…we’re Lost & Profound.
Ann: We prefer the term “accomplices”…
Pam: …that’s true! For a long time we’ve been solving the dilemmas of the world as we see it. Unfortunately for the rest of you, that world has very little statistical correlation to reality.
Ann: What did you used to have printed on the binder where you collected your thoughts…that journal you kept?
Pam: Oh yeah…T.W.I.S.T.E.D. It stood for “The Way I See Things Every Day”…I’d forgotten about that.
Ann: So which one of us is lost and which is profound?
Pam: I thought it meant we’re both just “deeply” confused…pun intended. But I’d say we take turns. At any given time one of us is in our right mind and the other is teetering on the edge. So we take turns talking each other down off the ledge.
Ann: Suffice it to say we are two bright women who are now or at some point have been: a mother & a daughter, a wife & an ex-wife, an employee & a boss, educated & clueless, hopeful & desperate, skinny & fat, endearing & annoying,…
Pam: You get it…we’re Lost & Profound.
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